CALZONE

caleb's beloved website, lovingly sewn and patched together (albeit haphazardly) since 01/28/25 :)

welcome to my evil website...

hey hey!!! welcome to my very own personal hellsite. I offhandedly mention working on my site to friends and they're always like "why the fuck do you have a website literally what are you putting on it" and I usually just give them a stupid look or joke about posting hole or something, because honestly I don't have a clue what this thing is. I guess it's most comparable to a scrapbook? I blog on here, and take things from all over the web to make horrifying html collages. but it's also kind of like a sketchbook, but replace sketching with coding. yknow, making stuff for the sake of making stuff. also I have a 2000s-2010s shaped hole in my heart despite not even being conceived back then, so this is how I cope. ok go look around, have fun!!! byebye

god, whats this asshole up to now?

10/02/25 -- finally done with this fucking page!!! ugh
sry its so crowded maybe I'll change tht sometime???

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