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caleb's beloved website, lovingly sewn and patched together since 01/28/25 :)
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hello!!! welcome to my evil lair... I love an ongoing project, thus I gave gruesome birth to this shithole. I tried to replicate a windows operating system with this page, so you can use the navigation "apps" to your left to open pages (or open the sitemap if you're feeling overwhelmed). I reccomend checking out the featured page, or whatever's mentioned in the most recent update. have fun exploring the depths of my brain

SIGN MY GBOOK NEOWWW!!!
UPDATES UPDATES UPDATES!!! UPDATES UPDATES UPDATES!!! UPDATES UPDATES UPDATES!!!
03/12/26 -- revamped index + cool nav update to the home page!
01/08/26 -- shrines page + sitemap are up!
12/30/25 -- art page is FINALLY done... plus fonts page
11/13/25 -- guitar page! now I just gotta record covers...
10/16/25 -- switched up da blog a little
10/15/25 -- rearranged some stuff on da home page so it isn't so crowded anymore!! hip hip hooray!!
10/02/25 -- finally done with this fucking page!!! ugh
sry its so crowded maybe I'll change tht sometime???
TO DO:
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